Science Comes to Afghanistan

For years scientists, pondering minds, and that long-haired TV bounty hunter have been searching for the answer of one of the world's long unanswered questions. You have all visited a Stop 'n Rob like 7-11 and seen one of those multi-generational hot dogs spinning lazily on the rotisserie day after day. No living human has even been spotted actually eating one of these food-like substances. At some point, shortly before the wieners turn into carbon dust, they are replaced with new victims of the slow spinning death. Hark! Rejoice! The question of where the old wieners go has been answered. They are shipped to Afghanistan and fed to expats. I am so proud to be contributing to science.